Well it’s the big day of love and I am very anti the whole thing but am this just because I don’t have a man to share the special day with, I think it probably is well I actually know it is. If I was in an adult dating relationship I would be demanding a gift card and a nice romantic meal which of course would lead to a night of rampant sex which went on for hours and leaves you exhausted the next day but it was all worth it.
I can only but dream for me the day involved working and a meal for one in the evening and a very large bottle of wine with a backup just in case that all disappears, which no doubt it will do I will even probably end up watching a stupid love story film which will have me weeping at the fact I am so alone on what is supposed to be such a romantic day. I think it may be a case at work to give the single girls a call and have an anti-valentine’s day party, now that does sound like a good plan.
So with myself stuck at my desk with everyone walking around the office with stupid grins on their faces which say yes I had great sex this morning before work, it is totally depressing seeing all of the flowers being delivered for the women in the office which send me in to a disappointed mood oh how it would be nice to see a bunch of flowers plant themselves on my desk.
So with my darkening mood I emailed all the girls to see what they were doing and all had the same plan as mine so it was time to sort something out so we could all get together and slag the day of and why we don’t like being single. As I was sending an email a woman comes into the office saying my name to my surprise her arms are filled with a bunch of flowers, champagne and chocolates, she must have being looking for someone else but no they were for me now this was embarrassing.
Once everyone had come over to look at the impressive bunch of roses I got to open the card, it was funny though seeing some of the women walk off with faces like thunder then pushing their small bunch of flowers to one side you just knew their mans were going to get it in the neck tonight. Well the card read I hope you like your surprise be ready at seven for dinner, was this wind up I emailed all the girls and told them and we came to the conclusion it definitely wasn’t but who was it. I then realised that the guy I have a casual sex with was asking me what I had planned, I do hope its him the time we spend together is great, in my lunch break I must go out and pick a sexy outfit and underwear set out to swoon him with as seen as he has gone to some much effort.